If you're like me, you have zero balance sober, let alone intoxicated. Also, a friend can stand in the basket and hold your shoulders if their bike breaks down. Con: You'll always be asked to do the ice runs. Some assembly required.
Essentially a large lever, designed and marketed specifically for pulling up heavy duty stakes (usually on ranches and the like). You will be the hero of everyone that thought using a vicegrip was the easiest method of pulling rebar during Strike. Save your back!
Maybe not exactly the most healthy, and generates a fair amount of trash, but you have not lived until you're tired, cranky and hot AF and someone hands you an ice cold fruit cup. Pro Tip: to keep these cool, put ice you get from Arctica in ziploc bags so when it melts you (a) can drink the water (b) there is no soupy, stinky mess in your cooler as the days go by.